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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

A Pack of Gifts Now

Saskatchewan, shoot I’m still in Saskatchewan…waiting for a mission. For Christmas, they gave me one. And when it was over, I’d never want another…

Santa’s up there surrounded with renegade elves who think he’s a God. And he’s giving away toys for free...We want you to go up there, retrieve his bag of toys, and terminate Santa’s command...with extreme prejudice.

The Ho-ho-horror…

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